NEW SEASONING
Ss-seasoning. Parody of Old Spice Commercial
Ss-seasoning. Parody of Old Spice Commercial
Vote for A Four Star Affair to get onto Warped Tour! warped.battleofthebands.com FSA releases its first music video! This video star our beloved fans who have showed us so much support over our time as a band. We’d like to thank everyone who took time in order to shoot with us! Enjoy!
XXX Preview on my Yahoo Group Still in Egypt I throw my bed sheets off and note my feet are still swollen from the flight. I check a cut on my pussy where I fell on the tiles whilst transferring the day before and struggle to get into my chair before making my way to the bathroom. In the bathroom I carefully transfer onto the cold tiles (glad I can’t feel my lower half sometimes!) and awkwardly lift myself into the shower where I wash myself all over. Climbing back out of the shower I use the sink to pull myself back into my wheelchair and make my way over to my suitcase where I choose my vest, skirt and bikini for the day, dry myself thoroughly (especially between my toes) and slather myself in moisturiser and sun oil still in my chair. Sliding back onto my bed I wriggle into my clothes, get my shoes on and deftly get back into my wheelchair, my catheter dangling between my legs the entire time.
This is a video taken from the Coyote Ugly film. As those who have seen the video know there are lots of sexy dance routines on the bar. Those who have not seen it don’t worry I have posted them here. The video has 6 dances in total. (00:00) The first is Cammie (who wears a pink vest top, pink leopard skin trousers and pink ankle boots) Rachel (who wears a maroon, dark red leather vest top and black leather pants and I think black boots, it’s hard to tell) Zoe (who wears brown vest top and black leather pants (in the 36th second you can see a shot of her bum). In this video they light the bar on fire and dance while Violet Sanford watches in shock. (00:44) In the second video they wear the same clothes however only Cammie and Rachel are dancing to a cowboy song. In this video they bang there heels on the bar a lot. Violet (Jersey) is asked by Lil to dance but she refuses and is told to go home. While the girls are still dancing. (01:11) In the third video Cammie (wears a light blue vest top with flowers (in which you can see her mid-riff) as well as dark blue jeans and black boots) Rachel (wears a black leather vest top shaped like a bra (in which you can see her mid-riff) brown leopard skin type leather pants and dark brown boots). Here the girls do various moves, one of the people on the floor grab Rachel’s leg and she throws ice on them to let go. (01:43) In the fourth video Cammie (wears a black halter neck top, a black leather mini skirt and black sued boots) Rachel …
The Last Day (14:13) This clip was a race against the battery as I wheel to the beach in my bikini and struggle across the sand to get 2 towels for the sun loungers. The wind also against us we find 2 loungers and I park next to one and put the towel on. I transfer onto it and cover myself in sun oil, rearranging my body parts to ensure a good tan. After lying there a good while I transfer back into my chair and wheel across the sand and give the towels back. Out of the public eye, but still in the open, I take my bikini off and start getting dressed into my normal clothes. The camera dies just before I get my skirt on.
My thigh muscles are getting tight which isn’t affecting me right now but I want to catch it before it gets worse. I am sat on the bed with my knees bent and my feet touching to stretch my inner thigh muscles. I shuffle forward on the bed so my legs hang off the edge and lie back to feel the muscles stretch, my lifeless feet dangling. I move around the bed and onto my stomach for a stretch and lift myself up on my arms and attempt to crawl on all fours. I put some socks on to protect my legs before transferring to the floor. I want to show off my new floor to chair transfer so I drag myself across the floor using only my arms, my dead legs trailing behind me. I carefully position my legs and deftly swing into my chair, wobbling to get upright and get my legs into position. I wheel down the hall and transfer onto the floor and back into my chair from two different angles explaining my technique, even trying one with the chair on my right. I top it off with a super wheelie!
Casting Call (18:57) This is my first attempt at casting my legs so it is very much trial and error. I pull a tubular bandage over each leg which is difficult with my floppy feet. I try to wrap cotton wool around my legs too but the cotton wool keeps tearing! I lower myself into the bath to find a good position and test some wet plaster bandage on my arm to make sure it doesn’t burn or itch. When I lift my legs over the side of the bath they keep opening so I sellotape my legs together above the knee and then I start casting my legs together. I didn’t get enough plaster bandage so I can only cast up to my knees. Once it has dried I lift myself out of the bath into my wheelchair so I can go to my bedroom. I lift my legs up and drop them, admitting defeat. I transfer onto the bed to check my skin and cut the bandage off.
Sweaty Bench Press
My thigh muscles are getting tight which isn’t affecting me right now but I want to catch it before it gets worse. I am sat on the bed with my knees bent and my feet touching to stretch my inner thigh muscles. I shuffle forward on the bed so my legs hang off the edge and lie back to feel the muscles stretch, my lifeless feet dangling. I move around the bed and onto my stomach for a stretch and lift myself up on my arms and attempt to crawl on all fours. I put some socks on to protect my legs before transferring to the floor. I want to show off my new floor to chair transfer so I drag myself across the floor using only my arms, my dead legs trailing behind me. I carefully position my legs and deftly swing into my chair, wobbling to get upright and get my legs into position. I wheel down the hall and transfer onto the floor and back into my chair from two different angles explaining my technique, even trying one with the chair on my right. I top it off with a super wheelie!
Stretch & Pop (21:19) My thigh muscles are getting tight which isn’t affecting me right now but I want to catch it before it gets worse. I shuffle forward on my bed so my legs are dangling and lie back to feel the muscles stretch, my lifeless feet dangling. I move onto my stomach for a stretch and lift myself up on my arms before transferring to the floor and attempting to crawl and get on all fours. I want to show off my new floor to chair transfer so I drag myself across the floor, dead legs trailing behind me. It’s better for my knees to cross my legs and scoot across the carpet. By my chair I can’t get my legs to stay bent to do my lift so I try tying them together before getting a pair of shoes brought to me. That works and I deftly swing into my chair, wobbling to get upright and get my legs into position. I wheel down the hall and transfer onto the floor and back into my chair from two different angles then top it off with a super wheelie!